The 3 Nuns and the Holy Water (Joke)

Published Date: 16 Dec 2009

There were three nuns waiting in line for confession. One at a time they approached the priest. The priest said to the first nun "What unholy thing have you done?" the first nun says "I had lustful thoughts." The priest blessed the nun and had her drink some holy water.

The second nun approaches the priest. The priest says "What unholy thing have you done?" The second nun answers "I was angry and I cursed." The priest blessed the nun and had her drink some holy water.

The third nun approaches the priest. The priest says "What unholy thing have you done? The third nun answers "I peed in the holy water."


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