Just to be a "well rounded", complete person.

I am a non-smoker, but just once in a while, when an important celebration takes place, I'll have a cigar.
I am also a non-drinker, but during a meal with some good friends I'll have a glass beer or a shot of tequila, just to join in the moment.
I practice regular exercise, but I feel perfectly happy spending a whole day, laying on the couch, watching all six movies of The Planet of the Apes, just to divert a little from the daily routine.
Finally, I understand and follow the benefits of Low-Fat recipies, but PLEASE give me one recipe chock-full with calories, dripping with melted lard, sweet enough to give me a headacke, and if it has tons of chocolate and butter much better. I promise I'll spend 3 days burning it all off, with a big smile on my face.